Filmy Dialogues in Software Industry(Fully Filmy)

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Kitne bugs the, Sambha??

Chal Dhanno!!! Aaj Basanti ke appraisal ka sawaal hai!!

Hum angrezo ke zamane ke tester hain!!!

Ye software nahin, phasi ka phanda hain, developer...!!!

Jo jaldi gaya ..samjho mar gaya !!

Gabbar se keh do.....Ramgad walon ne software develop karna band kar diya hai.................

Release kab hai....kab hai release?? <<>>

Yeh chutti hamein de de PM..........nay nay........

Sambha, Kitna PM, PL rakkha hai re HR hamare upar ??

Door kisi cubicle mein jab developer bura code likhta hai toh PL kehta hai : Bete code sudhar, nahi to tester aa jayega.... :)

Aur tum 3..... Gabbar ka software hack kar ke aa gaye..........

Tumhara designation kya hai, software engineer?

Testers se keh do....wo log 2 bugs karenge toh hum 4 fix karenge......

3 developer aur module 6.........buhut nainsafi hai!!!

Sardar, maine aapka module develop kiya hai........
Ab test kar.............. :)

Ke, yoonke, dekhne wali baat toh yeh hai, mujhe increment kab milega ........?




DEEWAR

Aaj tak maine tumse kucch nahi maanga...lekin aaj maangta hoon.......mujhe us babe ke cubicle mein shift kara de.........

Bug mil Gaya , bhaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!

PM to floor cleaning guy: Mere pas bangla hai, gaadi hai, paisa hai, Laptop hai, Nokia blackberry hai, mera apna cabin hai, tumhare pass kya hai .......?

Cleaning guy: Mere pas time hai.

Abdul chacha, Yeh hai cubicle number 786...................

Pehle un logon ke dastakhat leke aao jinhenone mere haat pe ye likh diya : Mera software bore hai!

Dawar sahab, main aaj bhi pheke hue pen drive nahi uthata........................

PM, tum mujhe conference room mein dhoond rahe ho aur mein tumhara yahan cubicle mein intezar kar raha hoon......!




DON

Don on bench hai to kya hua........fir bhi Don hai............

Don ko jungli software pasand hai....khatarnak aur bugs se bhara hua.............

"tumne ise kyon mara, don ?
?Mujhe iske software ka GUI pasand nahi aaya ! "

"DSP sahab is bag ke andar itne CDs hai ki aapne puri zindagi mein nahi dekhi hongi............

Arre CEO... mujhe pehechano............

Don ka intazar tou 11 companies ke HR kar rahe hai.... par EK baat samaj lo DON ko retain karna muskil hi nahi namumkin hai.....

Kisi bhi company ki diware itni majboot nahi jo DON ko retain kar sake....

DON ko woh company bilkul pasand nahi hai jo kaam karaye
AUR
Doosri jo paise kam de....


DON ko do type ki companies bilkul pasand nahin
EK jo Recruit karne main bhaut der kare
Aur Doosri wo jo Fauran (Immediate) Recruit kar le.

DON ke PM ki sabse badi galti ye hai... ki woh DON ka PM hai...!!!!!

OTHER REMIXES

Some more ....remixes :))
Security Software ho to ViruSign certified ho...warna na ho

Sara developer mujhe Lion Tester ke naam se jaanta hai


Bugs ne program ko charon taraf se gher liya hai- Developer apne aap ko Tester ke haawale kar do


(client says)Da.Da.Da.Developer


Client khush hua

Hum jaha coding karne bath jaate hai ... developement wahi se start hota hai..


I can talk in english, I can walk in english, i can run in english because english is a main
programming languages used by all languages :)

Riste me to hum developers ke baap lagte hai. Naam hai User Acceptence Tester.

developer pe developer ... developer pe developer badlate gaye leking abhi tak project deliver nahi hua(Tarikh pe Tarikh)

lolita aaooo…Kya project layi ho.

PM, aye PM, i hate testing re…

Meri project teem ka Naam:Vijay deenanath chauhan.,
Mera naame :Vijay,
PL ka naam:deena nath ,
PM ka naam chauhan

AAJ sham 6 baje CLIENT ke di hui deadline hai dead line

Client Abeey bug free kar, (Client se) aap GUI dekhne aaye hai ya bugs?

GAyi Project dusri company mein


Aap kevel do month dijiye developement ke.. main 5 month baad hi developement start kawa deta hu..


Humaara naam CodeCrack Tester aise hi nahin hai!!!